Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

I cannot take credit for this post but it is too hilarious- and TRUE!- not to share. At the bottom is a link to the original blog post.
10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

My favorite added comments:
-You lie to your parents about what's going on at your place.
-At least one person is lying on the floor, either face up or face down, singing at the top of their lungs.
-There's bound to be someone dancing naked in the front yard.
-Often, for no reason, someone laughs uncontrollably for minutes on end.
-All conversation occurs as though at least one of you has forgotten the language.
-People can't climb the stairs without using their hands.
-No one walks in a straight line and they randomly fall down.
-There are always fights that need to be broken up. And are immediately followed by "I love you, bro."
-Whenever the lights go out someone grabs my boob.
-Somebody just ate a goldfish...and he seems very VERY proud of himself.
-There is always that one guy who wants to tell you about how great his penis is.
-Try as you might, you cannot get people to stop dancing on the furniture.
-Whenever you sit down some weird guy is RIGHT there, hanging all over you. Not taking a hint.
-You constantly say things like "Please, dont lick my pants!" and wonder why on earth you would EVER       have to say that outloud.

Here's the blog link:
http://www.suburbansnapshots.com/2010/06/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html#disqus_thread